Nacho Libreeeeeeee

Hi readers. I know I haven't blogged since a long time. Story, story, story. Let's start at the beginning.

So, let's blog. Let's start. I went to California. And you know what else? I don't know if you know this, my cousin Eli is 14. So, I saw him at the skate park, riding his skateboard inside the skate park. And I am going to California again! But guess what? I have a secret to tell you. Don't let anybody write on my blog. If you see someone do it, cross it all out. I don't want to see it and I don't want to hear it. And I don't want to hear about Taylor. She is my friend and she is disgusting.

Let's make up a story right now. So one day, there was 3 tomatoes that lived happy happy happy as a little cherry hi-ho. But they ate candy all day. But sometimes it was so cute. Because there was a bully and he was made out of a Cheerio and he had a Cheerio's family and he ate Cheerio's for breakfast. Isn't that so weird? And then, but he went to the tomato's house and he said, "Let's make up a story!" And then they made up a  story, just like us, like we are doing right now. And guess what? He bullied the little tomato because the little tomato squeezed his juice and at the Cheerio and he got into the milk and said, "Ahh, this is nice warm bathtub because I want to get eaten by the monster Cheerio's". But then, the big fat wolf came. He had sharp teeth, but last time, he was like a skunk. But then Nacho Libre came. And he said, "Why are you doing the big bad wolf again? Because I want to know who you really are. You are a cow. If you come to my wrestling match, I will kill you and I will win. And if you win, I'll take your cow poop and throw it on my brown friend." But then Nacho Libre, he starts speaking Spanish. "You're crazy. Okay, El Pollo Loco. Let's go to El Pollo Loco and eat right now for lunch! And you know what else we can do? We can go skate with Eli. And then, we can take a nap and then in the morning, we can be bored. And just play with Jack. And then we can get Eli and wrestle for Nacho Libre. And if we win, we can beat the golden guy. We can beat his girlfriend. We can beat his exmate. We can beat his wife. But you remember when his exmate got hit by the door? And when he opened the door, the golden guy was so sorry for his exmate. And then you know what happened? The big bad wolf came again. And it wasn't just any big bad wolf, Red Riding Hood was pretending to be the skunk and he bited the golden guy and then happily ever after the end.

Silly pictures

 This one is super funny that Van has the hugest teeth in the whole world. And look my stretchiest head. It's long. Good bye readers. I will see you next time.

 Hey readers, this is another picture. Doesn't Van look cool? And that's my chubby face.

These are my silly pictures. That's my little brother, Van. He has a silly head. It's like it's a pumpkin.

My tank

This morning, I drew a tank and you should see it on my blog. Look on top of the words. Or look under the words. The tank is an army tank. I drew it just for fun and I like to play army, like I said last time. I have a new aircraft carrier poster and it's in my room, right by my bed. And I got to sleep in a tent last night. Because I have one of those tents where there's a circle and there's a tunnel. And the tunnel connects to the tent.

So see you later, that's all.

Hey, what's up readers.

Today, it's church. I don't know if you know Violet, but there is this little baby that is so cute. And she's in our family.

Good bye readers.

Hello readers. After i write on my blog, I am going to play on the iPad. I like to play two racing games. Asphalt six and just asphalt. Just regular asphalt.

That's all readers. Sorry it was so quick. So goodbye. I will be back to write after I play on the iPad. And more thing, there is an army plane game. Okay, that's it. Good bye.

Tomatoes are disgusting and good bye tomatoes!

Hey readers, um, tonight, I am eating dinner. I am eating dinner with tomatoes. Tomatoes have to go in jail, you know why? Because they are so gross and I don't like them. And you know why they have to go in jail again? Because I already told you. They are kind of like the meanies. They always beg me to put them in my mouth. They punch my lip and go back to the tomato juice. And that is why I hate tomatoes. You know that thing I said about tomatoes punching my mouth? They are kind of like me as an army man.

I hate avocados and I hate cucumbers. And one more thing, I hate cheese. I like cheese when it's on bread on a grilled cheese. It melts and then I get to eat it. And I love ketchup and I love fry sauce. And here is the ingredients how to make ketchup. You squeeze a tomato and then you mix it up. And you know how to make fry sauce? You get mayo, then ketchup. And you mix it around and that's it. And you know how to make french fries? You put potatoes in the oven and you cook them. There are yellow potatoes and brown potatoes. All you have to do is buy them at the store, at Harmon's in Draper by the mountains where you find copper and where you find the hang gliders when it's summer. And there's a Harmon's at Orem. And in the summer time we saw hang gliders at Draper, every time, a lot. And then you know what other store you can get potatoes? You can get them at Crispspsss. Or you can get them at Fresh Market. And then make sure to go at the check stand.

Good bye readers. I will see you later. Hahahaha! You know why I laughed? Cuz you are the best readers I ever had. Your kind of like my friends if you are strangers. If you are nice strangers, you can be my friend. But if you are kind of mean strangers, you can't be my friend. So, again, good bye readers! Hahahaha! Oh, never mind the laughing. Good bye! And if you are a bro, you are my bomb friend. Good bye again! See you later bros! See you later strangers! See you later people. Good bye!

I love drawing police mans

Hey, what's up readers. Sup... You know what happened today? I am going to school. I am a bus rider, but today I am being a car rider. I am being a car rider because it is too cold today. If you see my blog today, you will kind of like it. Today I am posting a picture of two police mans. One is a fox and one is a bear. 

Good bye.

Skating is the bomb!

Hey, my name is Jack. I am 5 1/2. I have a blog, it is called Monster Trucks and Skulls Heavy Metal. I like to play army. When I grow up, I'm going to be in the marines and be a general of the marines. And, um, I like being a bro. This is what a bro is. It is where you be cool and put cool stuff on, a cool jacket, a cool pants with skulls on it with skate shoes and you put on cool skull socks. I will put on a cool bro video on here of me skating.



Okay, that's it. Tomorrow I will come back and talk about something if I need to.