Jack's Jokes

Hello Friends! I got a new bike! And I even got another ramp for my birthday! I love my birthday. You know why? Because you get presents and you get to eat the cake. And for my birthday, I turned 7. I got Legos for my birthday. I am old enough. I can't ride my bike on the ramp sometimes because there is a soccer game at the park where I live. the soccer games get too packed up so they park in the cul-de-sac.

At dinner I had fried chicken and rice with gravy. I love gravy because it is good. BTW, I have a joke for you. You know what the joke is? What did the sheep do on a hot day? A bahhhhbecue. That was a funny joke, wasn't it? Well, I think you should look on my blog. Just kidding, I am going crazy. You are on my blog! And I have another joke for you! What did the bear do when he wanted a gummy bear? He turned into a gummy bear when he ate them. HAHAHAHAHA!

Well, I think I have to go now. But one more thing. Don't tell anyone that I have a blog. Okay. Bye.

Jack is cool.

Dear Everyone,

Um, I am really sorry I haven't writed on the blog yet. It's because I was having so much fun playing with friends. But today, on Sunday, I am really sick. 

School has been good. And I love school so so so so so much. I love that you get to have school lunch sometimes. I only get to have school lunch sometimes because I have home lunch and I only have school lunch on Fridays. My teacher is named Miss Monson, but now she is Mrs. Barton. She got married to a really cute boy named Mr. Barton. And I just started basketball. And I just got 3 and 4 baskets. 

My brother and sister are Violet and Van. Violet is the one that is a girl. And Van is a boy. And me, Jack! And we are the Ingrams. Oh, I forgot! My mom and dad! And I love them. And I think they are so so so so so cool. My mom is making those really good cupcakes. And she is making chili. My mom and dad are both good cookers. My favorite thing my dad makes is really really really good grilled cheese. My favorite thing my mom makes is really good cake. 

The end. See ya. And by the way, my phone number is- oh wait, my mom says I cannot leave my phone number online. Okay, NOW goodbye.

Oh, I am so sorry, wait. Before I go, you are so so so so so so so funny!!!!! Okay okay okay, now the end. Goodbye, adios amigos. And that's all. 

Nacho Libreeeeeeee

Hi readers. I know I haven't blogged since a long time. Story, story, story. Let's start at the beginning.

So, let's blog. Let's start. I went to California. And you know what else? I don't know if you know this, my cousin Eli is 14. So, I saw him at the skate park, riding his skateboard inside the skate park. And I am going to California again! But guess what? I have a secret to tell you. Don't let anybody write on my blog. If you see someone do it, cross it all out. I don't want to see it and I don't want to hear it. And I don't want to hear about Taylor. She is my friend and she is disgusting.

Let's make up a story right now. So one day, there was 3 tomatoes that lived happy happy happy as a little cherry hi-ho. But they ate candy all day. But sometimes it was so cute. Because there was a bully and he was made out of a Cheerio and he had a Cheerio's family and he ate Cheerio's for breakfast. Isn't that so weird? And then, but he went to the tomato's house and he said, "Let's make up a story!" And then they made up a  story, just like us, like we are doing right now. And guess what? He bullied the little tomato because the little tomato squeezed his juice and at the Cheerio and he got into the milk and said, "Ahh, this is nice warm bathtub because I want to get eaten by the monster Cheerio's". But then, the big fat wolf came. He had sharp teeth, but last time, he was like a skunk. But then Nacho Libre came. And he said, "Why are you doing the big bad wolf again? Because I want to know who you really are. You are a cow. If you come to my wrestling match, I will kill you and I will win. And if you win, I'll take your cow poop and throw it on my brown friend." But then Nacho Libre, he starts speaking Spanish. "You're crazy. Okay, El Pollo Loco. Let's go to El Pollo Loco and eat right now for lunch! And you know what else we can do? We can go skate with Eli. And then, we can take a nap and then in the morning, we can be bored. And just play with Jack. And then we can get Eli and wrestle for Nacho Libre. And if we win, we can beat the golden guy. We can beat his girlfriend. We can beat his exmate. We can beat his wife. But you remember when his exmate got hit by the door? And when he opened the door, the golden guy was so sorry for his exmate. And then you know what happened? The big bad wolf came again. And it wasn't just any big bad wolf, Red Riding Hood was pretending to be the skunk and he bited the golden guy and then happily ever after the end.

Silly pictures

 This one is super funny that Van has the hugest teeth in the whole world. And look my stretchiest head. It's long. Good bye readers. I will see you next time.

 Hey readers, this is another picture. Doesn't Van look cool? And that's my chubby face.

These are my silly pictures. That's my little brother, Van. He has a silly head. It's like it's a pumpkin.

My tank

This morning, I drew a tank and you should see it on my blog. Look on top of the words. Or look under the words. The tank is an army tank. I drew it just for fun and I like to play army, like I said last time. I have a new aircraft carrier poster and it's in my room, right by my bed. And I got to sleep in a tent last night. Because I have one of those tents where there's a circle and there's a tunnel. And the tunnel connects to the tent.

So see you later, that's all.

Hey, what's up readers.

Today, it's church. I don't know if you know Violet, but there is this little baby that is so cute. And she's in our family.

Good bye readers.

Hello readers. After i write on my blog, I am going to play on the iPad. I like to play two racing games. Asphalt six and just asphalt. Just regular asphalt.

That's all readers. Sorry it was so quick. So goodbye. I will be back to write after I play on the iPad. And more thing, there is an army plane game. Okay, that's it. Good bye.