Hi readers. I know I haven't blogged since a long time. Story, story, story. Let's start at the beginning.
So, let's blog. Let's start. I went to California. And you know what else? I don't know if you know this, my cousin Eli is 14. So, I saw him at the skate park, riding his skateboard inside the skate park. And I am going to California again! But guess what? I have a secret to tell you. Don't let anybody write on my blog. If you see someone do it, cross it all out. I don't want to see it and I don't want to hear it. And I don't want to hear about Taylor. She is my friend and she is disgusting.
Let's make up a story right now. So one day, there was 3 tomatoes that lived happy happy happy as a little cherry hi-ho. But they ate candy all day. But sometimes it was so cute. Because there was a bully and he was made out of a Cheerio and he had a Cheerio's family and he ate Cheerio's for breakfast. Isn't that so weird? And then, but he went to the tomato's house and he said, "Let's make up a story!" And then they made up a story, just like us, like we are doing right now. And guess what? He bullied the little tomato because the little tomato squeezed his juice and at the Cheerio and he got into the milk and said, "Ahh, this is nice warm bathtub because I want to get eaten by the monster Cheerio's". But then, the big fat wolf came. He had sharp teeth, but last time, he was like a skunk. But then Nacho Libre came. And he said, "Why are you doing the big bad wolf again? Because I want to know who you really are. You are a cow. If you come to my wrestling match, I will kill you and I will win. And if you win, I'll take your cow poop and throw it on my brown friend." But then Nacho Libre, he starts speaking Spanish. "You're crazy. Okay, El Pollo Loco. Let's go to El Pollo Loco and eat right now for lunch! And you know what else we can do? We can go skate with Eli. And then, we can take a nap and then in the morning, we can be bored. And just play with Jack. And then we can get Eli and wrestle for Nacho Libre. And if we win, we can beat the golden guy. We can beat his girlfriend. We can beat his exmate. We can beat his wife. But you remember when his exmate got hit by the door? And when he opened the door, the golden guy was so sorry for his exmate. And then you know what happened? The big bad wolf came again. And it wasn't just any big bad wolf, Red Riding Hood was pretending to be the skunk and he bited the golden guy and then happily ever after the end.